Pittsburgh Vice Squad is Cheating

Is Sarah Palin Moving her Prostituion Ring from
Alaska to Pittsburgh?

The National Security Agency-Chicago is reporting that the Pittsbrugh police vice squad is bringing in out of state women who are fairly attractive and is having them sign up with online dating site in order illegally entrap ordinary Pittsburgh guys and throw them in jail for soliciting prostitution. Apparently, the marching orders for these beautiful out of state cops is to get the guy to take the undercover woman cop on a date, have the guy pay for the date, such as dinner, and then have sex with the guy. The cops and the Allegheny Prosecutor think that this is enough to charge the guy with the crime of paying for a prostitute. So guys, here is a little advice. Go dutch on the first date and make her pay half of the cost of the date. Then, wait and have sex with her on the third or fourth date, and just to be safe, make it a date where you go for a walk or something like that so you haven't paid for anything. Also, you might ask her to sign a sworn affidavit that she is not a cop. Finally, alot of these women cops seem to be coming from Nebraska and South Dakota. Thus, you should be able to have your beautiful out of state cop date charged with violating the Federal Posse Comitatus Act of 1878 and thus get some leverage against her and the Pittsburgh Police and Allegheny Prosecutor's Office. Alternate targets of these beautiful cops are Pittsburgh Pirates baseball fans and Steeler's football fans.